Ah, Memories! Recent, Horrible Memories!

One of the worst things about job-hunting is composing the cover letter. You want each one to be unique and tailored to the job being applied for, but they usually end up sounding exactly the same because you really have no idea what to write, and you've written about a thousand of them, and you're frustrated because NO ONE WILL GIVE YOU A JOB NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOUR STUPID-ASS COVER LETTER IS. *ahem* So, these parody cover letters? Rather heartbreakingly close to the real thing sometimes.