Monday, September 29, 2008

After Watching The Economy Implode All Day, Let's Have A Chuckle!

A Multiple Hot Foot

Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?

Two hundred soles were lost.

(Via Comedy Central Jokes)

This Is Not A Blog Post

Magritte references on Cute Overload! I love the Internet.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Glade Lady

That Glade lady is all kinds of fucked up. She's apparently a pathological liar who talks to people who aren't "there." She obviously needs some serious help, but all her friends and family apparently just laugh at her constant bald-faced lying and talking to the air. She needs help, not laughs! And I need help for caring enough about some fictional lady in a stupid commercial to write a blog post about it!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Geek Out!

Which is cooler/sadder: the R2-D2 wristwatch/remote control or the R2-D2 backpack?

Eek! How on Endor could you sleep with Darth Creepy breathing heavy and casting a sinister glow somewhere in the house?

Rock around the clock (if you're a math freak)!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Take That, Coppers!

Glazed Over

A cop pulls over a guy.

"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"

"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"

(Via Comedy Central Jokes)

Monday, September 22, 2008

That's Racist!

Rare black fox sighted in England. According to some, black foxes are unlucky. How racist! Why it gotta be a black fox that's unlucky? Why not a white fox? And the guy won't reveal exactly where he's seen it lest it be killed for its fur. Damn honkies; always trying to keep a brutha down...

Put It On A Dog's Collar And EVERYONE Has A New Best Friend!

Huge, flawless diamond found in Africa.

(Via Towleroad)

Sunday, September 21, 2008

What Is Going On?

Is my area just weird, or have lots of Americans started decorating for Halloween in the middle of September? And why on earth are they doing so? Are we now taking our decorating cues from the stores who start putting the cobwebs up in August and the Christmas lights in June? I mean, come on, it just looks plain dumb when you have plastic spiders hanging from your trees when the kids have been back in school for, like, a week.

Skimpy Sunday

(Via Towleroad; Vincent Lambert [NSFW]; Bill in Exile [NSFW])

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Great Escape

Freedom!!! That beagle has totally been tutored by cat burglars.

(Via Towleroad)

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Surname Map

With the World Names Profiler, you can enter your surname to find out where it is most common. Surprisingly, my surname has the highest frequency not in the UK or Ireland or the United States, but in New Zealand of all places! I guess we're good with sheep or something. And in the U.S., we're in every state except Arizona and Tennessee for some reason, with the highest concentration in West Virginia. I guess we're good with coal, too.

(Via Lifehacker)

Mr. Bucket

In one of those incredibly random and inexplicable synapse firings that dredge up crazy shit from the bowels of your memory banks, the Mr. Bucket song popped into my head as I was leaving the bathroom earlier today. OMG, though, I totally didn't remember the "put your balls in my mouth" part! Yet another reason I'm gay: I was brainwashed by a catchy song into thinking putting balls into male mouths was an enjoyable from an early age. "Buckets of fun" indeed!

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Saturday, September 06, 2008

How Does Luke Skywalker Get Up In The Morning?

Artoo wakes him up, of course. I'd think Threepio would make a better alarm, though. He could tell you the time in six million forms of communication!

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

The Language Of Love... books! Nothing but hot, steamy nerd-sex will come of this, mark my words!

(Via Bookninja)