Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Gather The Arsenic! Break Out The Cyanide!

Jennifer Garner IS... Miss Marple? WHAT?!?!? That is... Who thought... Why in the... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!? All I know is whoever came up with this idea better not travel on the Orient Express or the 4:50 from Paddington any time soon. She might be dead, but Christie can still plot the perfect murder, and I don't see any spinster aunts or Belgian toffs lining up to solve this one, Mr. Hollywood Producer.

3 comments:

Mellow Yellow said...

To say this is a violation is the understatement of the century. Why are they doing this?!

Frank said...

Hallucinogens is all I can think of.

Tim said...

meh never prejudge