Start The Week With A Laugh: The Ur-Joke

The Onliest Joke Ever Told

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road to walk into a bar and screw in a lightbulb - you know your fat, dumb, drunk, crooked-politician lawyer mama, who pleasures 12 inch pianists.

(Via Comedy Central Jokes)