Dogs Of War

Meet First Sergeant Boe, a black Lab currently serving her country as a morale-dog in Iraq. I say we start bringing troops home and send dogs in their place. Operation Cute Overload would have Iraq secure in no time. Really, what insurgency could resist the power of thousands of wagging tails and teh puppeh breath? (The cats, meanwhile, would act as black ops assassins and infiltrators charged with locating and eliminating insurgent leaders.)