Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Indiana Jones IV

They've talked about it for years with no real movement, but the fourth Indiana Jones apparently will happen. Details are sketchy, but, owing to Harrison Ford's advancing age and apparent plunge into alcoholism and anorexic-former-TV-star shtupping, it's likely that the fourth movie will be something a bit more sedate, like Indiana Jones and the Denial of Tenure. It's no Ark of the Covenant or Temple of Doom, but I'd probably still go see it. The hypothetical scene where he bullwhips the dean will be worth the price of admission alone!

(Via Defamer; Bread and Circuses)

2 comments:

GayProf said...

Oooh -- I want to see the scene where the tenure committee tells him that a bull-whip and pistol are not proper archeology tools.

Frank said...

Oh, come on, GayProf, we both know we just want to see the old bullwhip in action! *LOL*