I'm A Little Slow Sometimes

*channeling Sophia* Picture it: me a half-hour ago, checking my email. There was an advertisement from an online porn store for a bargain clearance sale. I click on it to check it out and see that one of the items is called "Military Men Playing Cards." The first thing that comes to mind: "Wow, that's an incredibly specific scenario! I've never heard of a poker fetish before, but I'm sure someone out there gets off on it. Could be kinda hot, actually." The second thing that comes to mind: "Jesus, I'm such an idiot! It's not a movie about 'military men' playing cards, it's actual playing cards with 'military men' ON them!" The third thing that comes to mind: "I should blog about this!"