How do you guarantee a reprint of your novel? Get indicted! Scooter Libby's 1996 The Apprentice has proven to be so in-demand since his indictment, the publisher has decided to print 25,000 new copies. Well, that should help defray the legal bills, at least! And who wouldn't want to own a book now infamous for its pedophilic bear porn? (I don't get the big deal about the bear sex, really. Shoot, us gays have been having sex with bears for years!
Meanwhile, in other bear sex news, two pandas in Thailand make it legal before hitting the bamboo sheets. Great idea, guys! Pandas are already notoriously non-horny creatures; marriage should really get them in the mood. *eye roll*
(Via Gawker; Wonkette)
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