I'm watching Conan O'Brien as I type this. He has Greg Behrendt, that guy who wrote that He's Just Not That Into You book (and some new one about break-ups), on and, between his over-highlighted blonde hair, half-hornrimmed glasses, and fake tan, he has to be the faggiest fag to ever fag it up in Fagville. Except he's straight.
Even worse, his hair is a monstrous example of that spikey/messy haircut the tasteless fags and "hipster" straight boys have been "rocking" lately. You know, the one where it looks like about fifty guys came on your head and the cum dried solid while a tornado swept through as you slept off a five day meth binge. People, what cracked-out queen hairdresser came up with this ridiculous hair "style"? 'Cause that Mary should be drawn and quartered. Even worse, why would anyone go along with it and probably pay five hundred dollars for the privilege of looking like a smacked ass?
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