Britney and Kevin have offically spawned. Their bouncing baby piece of white trash is named Preston Michael Spears Federline. May God have mercy on his soul.
Well, Pressie, you're doomed from both the nature and nurture fronts, but at least you can lord it over your two half-siblings that you're not a bastard like they (and your father) are. And you'll totally be able to kick Apple Paltrow-(Whatever-That-Ugly-Guy's-Last-Name-Is)'s ass!
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