This professor got turned down for tenure and had a breakdown.
A journalism professor nearly had apoplexy when some young punk from the "Department of Cinema and Comparative Literature" (which, BTW, is a very odd pairing) said that Bob Woodward wasn't a very good journalist. I particularly love the comments at the bottom of the article; they're wonderfully bitchy! Who says well-educated academics can't act like a bunch of high school cheerleaders?!?!?
Why again exactly do I want to be a professor?