Sunday, January 16, 2005

Stocks aren't the only things cyclical...

As a young, red-blooded American male, I'm supposed to be super-horny all the time. The truth is, though, I'm not. Oh, I think about sex (and how I don't get it) a lot, but that's a slightly different thing. When I say "horny," I'm talking about that burning, almost painful, arousal that grips you like a mountain climber on a rocky cliff. This sort of feeling comes over me in unpredictable waves; sometimes I go weeks without even the inclination to masturbate. Then the horniness just arises out of nowhere and I have to "take care of business." The second my orgasm's over, I'm totally un-horny again and it's at least a day before I even think about sex again. "One and done" is what one person I know calls that. Hardly a sexual dynamo, I am. Maybe I just have low testosterone or something.

1 comment:

Tim said...

okay so i was perusing your old stuff in an effort to gain some understanding of where you came from and i would say masturbate more frequently but don't use porn. most likely you have a low testosterone level and need to find ways to boost it like doing squats! or dead lifts. or sex....

doing things that compress your spine causes you to make more testosterone, as well as increasing your sex drive you'll get buff!
oh and not using porn works your imagination more and makes you visualize exactly what you want.