So you know how I've previously complained about never finding anyone on one of those dating/hook-up sites? Well, tonight I DID find someone. And he wanted a third for a threeway!
Though it was probably stupid, I went off not even knowing his name. As soon as I entered the house, though, I knew that my sexual dissatisfaction "streak" would probably stay alive. They seemed nice enough guys (they had a cute dog), but they weren't terribly friendly. I mean, I wasn't expecting wine and roses and long conversations and the sharing of life stories - it was just a hook-up after all - but they barely said anything to me. Plus, I was nervous and awkward. I'd never done the random online trick before. They put a porn on, dimmed the lights, and things developed. Didn't go that great. I suck at handjobs (I don't masturbate that way) and my skills at fellatio are limited. And, again, I'd never done this before, so I didn't (and still don't) quite know the etiquette. I did my best, though.
A couple minutes passed. I could tell none of us were really all that thrilled. Then the one guy said he just couldn't get into it and was "out of sorts." He went into the bathroom. The other guy and I just sort of sat there awkwardly for a sec. Finally, he just said we'd "finish another night" and that was it. I had to chuckle on the way home. It was just soooooooooooo par for the course with me.
The whole incident has crystallized a growing concern of mine: my penis is very tempermental. Most of the time, manual manipulation doesn't really light my world on fire. Erect, it doesn't like to be at angles above twenty or thirdy degrees above my stomach. And the skin's very sensitive; it takes a lot of lube for a hand to feel like anything other than sandpaper. My penis doesn't even like being sucked! *sigh* Something's definitely wrong with me...
In summation, I'm still incredibly sexually frustrated. Cheers!
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