The Love Of James Bond's Life

THE Miss Moneypenny, Lois Maxwell, has died.

I Think I'll Book A Trip To The Libidinous Islands And See If I Can Get Laid

Map of Humanity

(Via Towleroad)

Nerds Are Funny

Exhibit A: Science Porn

Exhibit B: LOLTheorists

Exhibit C: Schrödinger's Kitteh

Exhibit D: PhD Comics

He's NOT An Albeeeeeeeeno!

A rare white koala is found in Australia. The cuteness is, of course, off the charts. If only Steve Irwin were here to see this!

(Via Jezebel)

"Jungle Red!"

Gay bars are like the Serengeti: filled with ruthless predators on the prowl for any tender morsel that might have a bit of a limp. (BTW, three guesses who the "Gay-zelle" is!)

Isn't This The Plot Of, Like, A Hundred Bad Sci-Fi Movies?

This story and this story both being on the same page makes me very, very worried! We're gonna be killed by the space bugs, y'all!

Some Cute To Start The Week Right

1) Pictures of dogs in costumes. I know, I shouldn't encourage the people who dress up their dogs, but... these are so cute!

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2) E'erybody, just bounce!

3) Ehn!

(Via CuteOverload!)

Skimpy Sundays

(Via Gay Fleshbot [NSFW]; Francois Sagat [NSFW])

I Get Emails

Once again, I was surprised and delighted (because I'm lame) to be emailed by a very nice gentleman by the name of Chris Williams of EdenFantasys [NSFW]. They came across the blog, saw all the smut around the place, and thought I might give them a link. I looked at the site and really liked what I saw; they have a large selection of toys and I have my eyes on a few of them for myself. Also, I really like the design; it's simple and clean, not lurid like some sites of similar companies are. (I'm such a geek that I look at a sex toy site and comment on the design. I love me.) Check it out.

Just to be clear, I'm not being paid or anything for this. I'm just so easy that a friendly email will get you anything! *LOL*

It's A Bear's Life

Just a lazy afternoon, napping in the hammock.

(Via Defamer)

The World Is Enough

Earth is one magnificent bitch.

(Via Clipmarks)

Gay Pulp

Sure, in the 1960s you mostly had to be in the closet and classified as mentally unstable, but at least you got to read stuff like this!

The Cure For Homosexuality!

Electrodes in the brain! Of course!

Actually, it sounds like all it did was make you horny enough to hump a lamp, not change your orientation. "Nice" try, though, 1950s science!

(Via Bookslut)

She's With Charles In The Big Studio In The Sky Now

Game show legend Brett Somers has died. I'm gay, so naturally Match Game, with its bevy of flaming queens and wacky broads, is a favorite. Ms. Somers, and her crazy glasses, will be sorely missed.

(Via Gawker)

The Golden Crane Flies...

Robert Jordan has died. His The Wheel of Time series is what first got me into fantasy fiction in a big way. Though the series has groaned under its own weight for a number of years now, and I can't say I've read the latest ones more out a sense of duty and stubbornness than excitement, it was still a most important influence on my reading life.

On a more personal note, I attended a signing/reading in Philly for the last book, and he was a perfectly charming man with a lovely wife. My condolences go out to her and all his other friends and family.

(Via Books, Inq.)

Skimpy Sundays

(Via The Pretty Boys Club; Towleroad; Franchesco D'Macho [NSFW])

First Week Review

Well, I survived my first (almost-) full week at the new job. It went pretty well, overall, though I still don't know how long I'm going to stick with it. I'm not actually doing a lot of my job yet because they've been busy this week and can't really train me that much. My feelings throughout the day run the gamut from "Oh my god, I can't stand this, I'm quitting right now!" to "Whatever!" to "I can handle this!" and back again. Everyone is extremely nice, but it's a very... low-energy is the only way I can think to describe it, workplace. There's not a lot of talking or camaraderie, even though the office is very open-plan, which kinda makes me feel exposed and vulnerable. Once I really get into the swing of things, maybe it'll all get better.

Gorrilas: "We're Number One..."

"...in the race to going extinct! Suck on it, pandas! Primates rule!"

As Revelation Says...

"...when chihuahua lieth down with squirrels and gives of her milk, then shall the the world tremble and go 'Awwwwwwwwww!'"

(Via Cute Overload!)

Workin' It

My first day was... fine, really. I'm a little ambivalent because I haven't really started doing stuff yet, and might not for a bit, so it's hard to say how the job is. Everyone's very nice there, which is good. Right now, I'd say that I don't think I'm going to be doing this very long, just because I don't think the actual technical writing is really going to be my thing, but we'll see.