A Multiple Hot Foot
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?
Two hundred soles were lost.
(Via Comedy Central Jokes)
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Glade Lady
That Glade lady is all kinds of fucked up. She's apparently a pathological liar who talks to people who aren't "there." She obviously needs some serious help, but all her friends and family apparently just laugh at her constant bald-faced lying and talking to the air. She needs help, not laughs! And I need help for caring enough about some fictional lady in a stupid commercial to write a blog post about it!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Geek Out!
Which is cooler/sadder: the R2-D2 wristwatch/remote control or the R2-D2 backpack?
Eek! How on Endor could you sleep with Darth Creepy breathing heavy and casting a sinister glow somewhere in the house?
Rock around the clock (if you're a math freak)!
Eek! How on Endor could you sleep with Darth Creepy breathing heavy and casting a sinister glow somewhere in the house?
Rock around the clock (if you're a math freak)!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Take That, Coppers!
Glazed Over
A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"
(Via Comedy Central Jokes)
A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"
(Via Comedy Central Jokes)
Monday, September 22, 2008
That's Racist!
Rare black fox sighted in England. According to some, black foxes are unlucky. How racist! Why it gotta be a black fox that's unlucky? Why not a white fox? And the guy won't reveal exactly where he's seen it lest it be killed for its fur. Damn honkies; always trying to keep a brutha down...
Sunday, September 21, 2008
What Is Going On?
Is my area just weird, or have lots of Americans started decorating for Halloween in the middle of September? And why on earth are they doing so? Are we now taking our decorating cues from the stores who start putting the cobwebs up in August and the Christmas lights in June? I mean, come on, it just looks plain dumb when you have plastic spiders hanging from your trees when the kids have been back in school for, like, a week.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Under The Light Of A Foreign Sun
Planet possibly found around Sun-like star. Way cool, if true, and could pave the way for further exoplanet images.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Surname Map
With the World Names Profiler, you can enter your surname to find out where it is most common. Surprisingly, my surname has the highest frequency not in the UK or Ireland or the United States, but in New Zealand of all places! I guess we're good with sheep or something. And in the U.S., we're in every state except Arizona and Tennessee for some reason, with the highest concentration in West Virginia. I guess we're good with coal, too.
(Via Lifehacker)
(Via Lifehacker)
Mr. Bucket
In one of those incredibly random and inexplicable synapse firings that dredge up crazy shit from the bowels of your memory banks, the Mr. Bucket song popped into my head as I was leaving the bathroom earlier today. OMG, though, I totally didn't remember the "put your balls in my mouth" part! Yet another reason I'm gay: I was brainwashed by a catchy song into thinking putting balls into male mouths was an enjoyable from an early age. "Buckets of fun" indeed!
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Saturday, September 06, 2008
How Does Luke Skywalker Get Up In The Morning?
Artoo wakes him up, of course. I'd think Threepio would make a better alarm, though. He could tell you the time in six million forms of communication!
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
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