Nerdy. Gay. Neurotic.
If you can direct me to a reasonably priced escort service in your neighborhood I'll do what I can to get you hookers.
The dentist wants my money, the lawyer wants my money, the insurance people want my money, the mechanic wants my money and now you want a birthday present? I HAVE NO MORE MONEY!!!!!!.........~sob~....ahem. Sorry about that. I'll be on the road soon and away from the computer, so Happy Birthday. Maybe I'll kidnap some hottie and deliver him, trussed and naked to your door.
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