Monday, June 11, 2007

PSA (For The Ladies)

Errrr... don't let a rich old man who never cuts his fingernails and has had more than one wife die on him near your lady parts. It might just save your life!

(Via Edward II)


Anonymous said...

I'm just so relieved that he didn't use those claws to insert the arsenic-paper that I can barely see right now.
Somehow I was horribly sure that was how it went.

Zeke said...

uhh okay, I'll strike nutty old guys off of my clubbing list but what about hugh hefner? I could have inherited a billion dollars

Frank said...

Anonymous: Yeah, that would have been even freakier. And, now that I think about it, the paper alone would have given her a nasty yeast infection. You know, if she' had lived and stuff.

Zeke: There's nothing wrong with the attentions of a rich, generous old man. Just not the ones who've been married six times and a widower for each!