Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Woof!

I went with my father on Friday to pick up a new toilet. (My mother is having the upstairs bathroom redone.) To my surprise, the plumbing supply place was saffed by a whole sleuth of blue-collar bear-Daddy types. Yeah, they had beer guts (of varying sizes) covered by those patterned, not-quite-Hawaiian-but-the-same-idea shirts, but they were just all manly and sexy and crap. I'd let them take me to their teddy bear picnic any day!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd let them take me to their teddy bear picnic any day!

Now there's the seed for an idea for a very disturbing porn...

Frank said...

Oh, I'm sure it's already been done, Chad!

GayProf said...

Yeah, I long ago realized that hardware stores attract some pretty men. Try hanging out at a Lowe's on Sunday afternoon. Mmm...

Anonymous said...

When since did 'pretty' become the best adjective for chunky bears?
But I get your point. Landscaping supplies may also be eye candy gathering places.

Frank said...

Yeah, "pretty" might not be the best adjective.

I've heard about home improvement places as cruising grounds before, but I'm not good at cruising, either.

Oso Raro said...

Home Depots... YUM!

*Sigh*

I wish I had more home improvement! Oh, and yes, I have heard, and some naughty websites, that those men go trolling for action in the loo. Just a suggestion...

Anonymous said...

Ooh, no. No cruising. You'd be cruising for a bruising more than anything else.