Nice Guys Finish First

Females (or at least cuttlefish females) really do go for the nice, smart guys. While the big, burly jocks are being all caveman-like guarding the female against other jocks, the clever, effete males mate with the females right under their noses (or whaever it is cuttlefish have). Basically, the clever males act all drag queeny, fooling the jock males into thinking they're "not a threat" ('cause they're fags), but then get their straight lovin' on. It's like in all those movies and TV shows where the guy pretends to be gay to close to a girl!

I suppose I should be outraged at the "gay-playing" males for their perpetuation of homophobic stereotypes and heteronormative/phallocentric gender roles, especially on behalf of the truly gay cuttlefish I'm sure are out there, but I can't help but admire their ingenuity. It's always nice to see the smart ones come out on top.