So, they have a luxury panda mansion, gourmet meals, and language lessons. Can I be a panda??? Pretty please?
Number 16 (female eating bamboo): Why are they singing at us?
Number 19 (male walking away): Hell if I know! And what do I care? I'm going to be spending the rest of my life with everyone worrying about my "mating problems" if we don't squirt out a couple of cubs! Do you know what that does to a panda's psyche? I hope they show me some of that "panda porn," though. That'd be cool.
(Via Maud Newton)