Thursday, June 30, 2005

No "Ma'am!"

I get called "Ma'am" a lot by people on the phone and fast-food employees. It's really annoying. I guess on the phone, or the drive-thru speaker, my voice sounds just like a woman's or something. (Actually, I have been told I sound like my mother on the phone.)

But I'm not a woman, no matter how much of a fag I am!!! I'm all man, baby! *grips crotch in obscene gesture*

3 comments:

CB said...

Ooo, baby! lol ...

I've always felt slightly bad about that time I thought you were your mom on the phone, lol. Now that I know I didn't crush your crotch-grabbing masculinity, I feel better. :-P

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Jake said...

Sadly, I am in the same predicament. In person, I have a normal voice but whenever I'm on the phone, I've been told that my voice tend to go an octave higher. It's actually funny to hear the person on the other line finally realize their mistake.

Oh well.