Terminology

Several years ago, a guy told me that an orgy consists of eight or more people. Anything less is "just group sex." But even eight seems a little low. When I think of "orgy," I think of like fifty people going at it. I suppose there should be gradations of orgy. Someone, get on that!

What prompted my orgy musings? This lucky bastard, who is going to one over the weekend. I'm mildly jealous, but I really think at this point in my unlucky sexual career I need a good one-on-one session as opposed to more complicated arrangements. Baby steps, people, baby steps! *hehehehehehehe* (BTW, the lucky bastard also introduced me to the term "fourgy," a word he and his boyfriend use for foursomes. It's clever, I think.)