Students Write the Darnedest Things

I don't know if this essay is for real. If it is real, I don't know if this essay is for high school or college-level. All I know is that, sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if it WERE real, based on the truly heinous papers I've seen in my school career. I'd love to write one just like it, just to see the reaction I'd get. I'm way too chicken, though.