The latest scourge of our prisons that must be stamped out is the dangerous and growing gang of... gamers? I mean, they're called Dungeon Masters, and what is a prison if not a dungeon? By definition, then, they'd run the prisons if they were allowed to flourish! Our prison guards would find themselves turned into goblins and the cafeterias would become beholder lairs before we knew it! Thank goodness we caught this in time before the exercise yards were overrun with half-orc barbarians.
One wonders, BTW, if RPGs that use the "Storyteller" system are considered safer. White Wolf, this is your chance to corner the market!
(Via Pharyngula)
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