Monday, July 27, 2009

Too Soon Or Too Late?

Just when you thought the whole Michael Jackson thing had settled into a sedate merry-go-round of custody disputes and doctor-manslaughter charges, here comes the "American Historic Society" to offer you two "historic" lithographs to commemorate the King of Pop!

Back in the realm we call reality, they're old posters from 1985, before he become a total freak, someone probably had moldering in a warehouse in Moldava, shilled by the same voiceover guy who does those oh-so-classy Obama plate and 9-11 silver(clad) dollar commercials. The best part is the balding whitey in khaki pants who hangs the posters in his den or living room or whatever with beaming pride. Way to be creepy and squarer than a Scrabble tile, Dad!

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