Tuesday, April 07, 2009

"Unnecessary" "Quotation" "Marks"

I'm so glad I'm not the only one whose ass gets totally chapped by this. Really, people, all you're doing is making me think you're really "ironic" or "something."

(Via Judge A Book By Its Cover)

1 comment:

CB said...

That is seriously freaking annoying. How have I never noticed it before? I use quotes to show irony all of the time, but WTF is up with the random usage?

That Home Depot ethics poster is hilarious. Ethics: doing the "right" thing. lolz Oh, Home Depot, you're ironically self-deprecating without even knowing it.

Another great opportunity to worship "Jesus." What exactly is Jesus sarcastically replacing in that sentence? Hmm. Let's review some options. Another great opportunity to worship Satan. No, too obvious. Another great opportunity to worship cock. Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner. Those dirty, dirty Priests. :P

The best has to be this little jewel: "Love" my Arabian [horse]. Equus anyone?