The First Family finally welcomes Bo, the much-anticipated First Dog! He's a Portuguese Water Dog, but not just any Portuguese Water Dog, oh no: he's a KENNEDY Portuguese Water Dog. Notice, too, that he's black and white. Damn I love the Obamas' sense of humor. I can't wait until he, like, saves the head of Hamas' child from drowning at a Camp David summit or something and brings peace to the Middle East.