What Have I Become?!?

I participated in a survey about elections today, and, as I checked off the demographic information about me and then my feelings about the candidates, it hit me: I'm totally one of the "librul eleet"! And... I have no problem with that. It's fun to be better than others! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to buy a monocle and then have an abortion, all while sipping on lattes, reading the NYT, getting gay-married, and persecuting Christians!