Monday, July 28, 2008

Get It? PAUSE/PAWS?

Huge Pause

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"

The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"

The bear says, "I've had them all my life."

(Via Comedy Central Jokes)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love your jokes! At work I am told to "go to my room" when I tell them! At home my roomie threatens suicide. I've never had such a feeling of power! The one about the goldfish and the tank had half-a-dozen Marines falling down laughing! Keep 'em coming!

Frank said...

Thanks! A half-a-dozen Marines laughing, eh? Did they do it shirtless by any chance? Are there pictures?

Anonymous said...

No shirtless Marines. No pictures. Alas! Most Marines I know have just returned from a war zone and are just plain skinny. I want to bring them home, feed them well, and tuck them in. I know, this is a strange attitude for a gay man, but that's just the way it is. I also had a bunch of laughing librarians too, but you really don't them to disrobe! Also some cute Mormon missionaries laughed too. But the last ones who took their shirts off got in trouble over that calendar thing. But for you, Frank, I would gladly take my shirt off, assuming you promise not to run screaming from the room.