Tuesday, June 24, 2008
So Heartwarming I Could Boil Water On My Chest
Dog adopts rejected tiger cub. That cub is sooooooo going to have issues when it grows up. It'll try to bark like the other dogs, but it'll always come out like a roar, and then he'll ask his mother why, and then she'll explain that he's not a dog but a tiger, and he'll be all "I'm adopted?!?!?" and then go looking for his roots and find his mother is a total trailer trash tiger who didn't want him, and he'll fall in with the wrong crowd at the zoo with the parrots and the kimodo dragons until the love of a good tiger straightens him out and he accepts his tiger-ness. Or at least that's the plot of the animated feature they'll make. In my head.