Buff Nerds

So apparently we're all ab-tastic now. This elicits mixed feelings in me. On the one hand, you know how I loves me some hot nerd boys, and its always nice to mix stereotypes up. (You know Nerd Activist me: I believe in a big-tent, pluralistic Kingdom of Nerdaria and Grand Duchy of Geekovia.) On the other hand, I hate the bitches, because I'm a gay, skinny-fat nerd who likes his pizza and donuts too much to ever have abs like that, and now I'm not just lusting for/envying the porn stars, I have to start worrying about my fellow nerds! And now it seems my belly is going to make me crazy! Gah!