Friday, June 08, 2007

Girl, PLEASE!

Have you seen that new Ask.com commercial with the guy singing "I got what I was looking for" where what he's looking for is pictures of chicks with little clothing fighting one another with swords? Am I the only one who's all like, "Oh, please! That guy's so flaming he's melting the stage under him!"? I mean, really, what straight man sings musical-theater style? And that guy has both gayface and a bubble butt. Ask.com ain't fooling anyone!

3 comments:

Tim Bond said...

I caught that, too, and figured "chicks with swords" was code for "chicks with [something that rhymes with chicks]".

Hubbard said...

Frank--

Never underestimate the cluelessness of straight people. The fact that we gays tend to pick up on these things is why some of them think we rule the world. If only. . .

Frank said...

Tim: Yeah, "swords" is obviously another not-gay-AT-ALL aspect of the commercial.

Hubbard: Oh, if only we ran the world! It'd be so much better decorated!