Not only does he look like an old, senile scrotum in silk pajamas and is surrounded by a bevy of not-actually-that-hot-if-you-really-look-at-them-but-are-blond
-plastic-and-slutty-which-amounts-to-the-same-thing-for-
straight-guys golddiggers with the collective IQ of a beanpole, but his rabbits are dying off. There's a sperm count and/or Viagra joke in there somewhere, but I'll leave it to you to unpack it yourselves.
(Via Jezebel)
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