Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I'm Not Even A Good Lay For MYSELF!

What's the worst thing in the world? Bad sex with yourself.

Have you ever settled down for a nice masturbation session, only to have it turn out... less than satisfying. The porn doesn't do anything for you, the mood isn't quite right, the friction isn't stimulating the genitals as it should, and you just can't get the fire of lust to spark in your brain? After an hour of changing porn, squirting on more and more lube (I need a lot, anyway; my penis is kinda sensitive) that gets more and more thick and gucky, it becomes a matter of stubbornness: "I started this, damnit, and I'm going to get an orgasm out of it!" Not exactly a good time.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.

Bigg said...

This is when you really need a buddy to lend a hand... so to speak.