Sunday, February 04, 2007

Thanks A LOT, Creepy Guy With The Ridiculous Mustache

Thanks to that infomercial (you know the one, it's always on and it has that lady in the sparkly shirt), I'm obsessed with my colon. Is it impacted? Is it negatively affecting my health? Should I trust a man who looks like a pedophile and buy his colon-cleaning supplement? Damn you, colon-obsessed pedophile with an awful mustache! Damn you to hell!

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