Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for.
"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years...say, a red Corvette?"
"Wow! Are you kidding?"
"Yeah, but you started it."
Technology-Enabled Amoebas
How do amoebas keep in touch?With cell phones.
Electricity Mathematics
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?
A: One -- because men will screw anything.
| What's green and smells like ... | | |
| | What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger | |
(Via Comedy Central Jokes)
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