But, Yes, I Actually AM Gay!

I loves the cock!

Though not a fashion plate myself, I'm still good at critiquing others' fashion.

When I get flamey, I start sounding like a black woman. (Even though I am not a strong black woman!)

I love Bette Davis, Katherine Hepburn, Joan Crawford, and all that bunch.

Love dogs.

Love porn. (That's a general guy thing, though.)

Hate sports.

I seriously question traditional notions of monogamy and am open to different relationship configurations.

I suffer from gay body dysmorphia: if I don't have an eight-pack, 2% body fat, and a bubble butt, I'm not attractive.

And I sure love cock!