Now, Tom, Will You Please SHUT UP?!?!?

After being maybe-pretend pregnant for about fifty million years, Katie has given birth (or "birth"). In a twist of irony worthy of O. Henry, Brooke Shields just gave birth, as well. The Cruise spawn is "Suri." *sigh* Makes Moses sound almost normal... Of course, Brooke saddled her kid with "Grier," but at least it has some antecedents (Greer Garson, Pam Grier). But if this "Suri" really is the Anti-Christ some think and Grier is our only hope of salvation, I'm willing to forgive the weirdo name. Help us, Grier Hammond! You're our only hope!