I'm Going Guido

When I go a while without a haircut, my hair gets all poofy and this point comes out at the top of my head. Well, my barber's on vacation, so my haircut is even more overdue than usual. And I realized that I'm starting to look like those Gotti guys. Yuck! I mean, I looooves me some Italian gumbas, but those three are just straight-up nasty! Not who you want to look like. (BTW, I've heard that there's actually a fourth brother who doesn't appear on the show. I don't know if he's just too young and it was decided it wasn't appropriate or older and out on his own, but I hope he got some hotness genes, 'cause his brothers sure didn't.) Luckily, my vampiric pallor and unplucked eyebrows should keep me from being featured by Richard or the wrath of Toby's self-Jersey-boy-hatred.