But Will I Use My Powers For Good?

This Saturday, I got up in the late afternoon, headed to the bookstore, and bought two books. In the space of about seven hours, I finished both. I'm a fast reader, but I think that's a record even for me. I think I was bitten by a radioactive bookworm or something.

Watch out for me in a bookstore near you reading all the books at an astounding, superhuman rate (in form-fitting spandex and a mask, of course)! Now all I need is a superhero name...