Drug smugglers tried to get heroin into the country by surgically implanting it in puppies!!!
Up until now, I've been ambivalent about the War on Drugs; yeah, drugs are bad, but the "war" hasn't really done much positive, either. Now, though? Oh, it's on, Colombian drug cartels! It. is. ON! No one messes with the puppies!
(But, because I am a jackass, can't help but wonder when Fido, Full of Grace will hit theaters. *hehehehehe*)