Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Where Did It All Go Wrong?

When and how did Miss Spears turn from a gal who can't really sing, but she's kinda cute and straight guys get off on her "virginal" jailbait quality into Mrs. Federline, the embodiment of white trash, with a deadbeat husband, a corpse-like career, and a baby you wish protective services had taken away just to save poor Sean from his inevitable teenaged drug and alcohol fueled downward spiral? And when and how did Miss Aguilera, a gal with a great voice, but waaaay too enamored of melisma (just SING, baby, don't warble), horrible hair and make-up obviously styled by a very bitter old queen, and a persona that can only be described as "straight-up nasty ho" turn into Mrs. Whatever The Hell Her Husband's Name Is, who is still too melismatic, but looks pulled together, and is married to a non-leech who actually looks normal (if not dull)? Could it have been some sort of Kabbalah curse?

(Via Defamer)

1 comment:

dr. m(mmm) aka The Notorious P.H.D. said...

I saw her picture on the cover of some tabloid magazine and she sure does look like 100% American Grade A skank.