Monday, February 27, 2006

Those Darned College Professors!

Not sure if your college is a bastion of commie pinko, anti-American, pro-jihadist thought? Not entirely certain if your fragile, delicate little selves are being systematically transformed from good, patriotic, Christian Americans into sexually deviant, America-hating, heathen traitors by your professors? Well, finally someone has been kind enough to give you an easy, non-taxing (your poor little brains can't be made to think too much, of course; that would take valuable cerebral processing time away from such weighty matters as binge drinking, partying, and pledging Kappa Kappa Asshole) way to figure it out so you can opt out of anything that smacks too much of liberalness.

(Via Bookslut)

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