They're trying to convert the gay penguins again!
A bunch of poor female penguins were thrust "straight" into the "bath house." Predictably, there was no heterosexual result, so, of course, it had to be the females' fault again. (How sexist!) But what if the female penguins aren't "shy"? Maybe they're fag hags. Or, maybe, they're lesbians?!?!? How about that, German zookeepers! Penguin Pride!
(Via Proceed At Your Own Risk)