Saturday, January 21, 2006

Really, It Was Inevitable

After all the jokes, Bareback Mountain is actually coming to a Friendly Neighborhood Porn Shop/Convenient, Anonymous Online Porn Store near you.

I feel like I should have a clever, pornified rip-off of the fast-becoming-classic "I wish I knew how to quit you!" line, but my normally sewer-like mind is drawing a blank. Anyone have a suggestion?


Jake said...

how about "I wish I knew when to fist you!" ?

Frank said...

Thank you, jake, that's perfect!