Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Lorenzo The Magnificent

This evening, my family and I went to dinner at this Italian restaraunt. Our waiter's name was Lorenzo and he was direct from Rome or Milan or Florence. He was almost stereotypically Italian: smooth, suave, charming, sexually ambiguous, and HOT with an ass that just wouldn't quit. And his accent! Totally boner-inducing.

I soooo wanted to hit on him, but I was with my mom and sister, I wasn't looking my best, and, well, he may very well be straight. It was fun looking at his ass every time he came by, though. It really was great.

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