Gooooooooooooooooooal!

I've always found Jon Stewart faintly attractive in that no-he's-not-really-handsome-but-he's-really-smart-and-funny kind of way, but now I'm seeing him in a whole new light: he was a hottie back in the day! I knew he played soccer in college (and I've always had a weakness for soccer boys), but those quads! Heaven!