Friday, December 02, 2005

Get Rich Or Die Vibrating

Love them or hate them (I'm, frankly, indifferent to them), you can't say that rappers aren't damned entrepreneurial. They all seem have like ten different business ventures going on besides the whole "bitches and hoes" rapping. 50 Cent even wants to create a line of sex toys, including a blue vibrator in the shape of his manhood.

Little does he know that a lot of those vibrators are going to be used in a different orifice by a different gender. (Yes, he's a homophobic thug, but, darling, he has such delicious abs! That's all us silly sissies care about, after all.)

(Via Gawker)

2 comments:

jo(e) said...

I just have to say that I love your commentary.

Frank said...

Why, thank you, jo(e)!