Friday, November 04, 2005

Shotguns And Crossbows Are For Pussies

A man in Arkansas killed a deer buck with his bare hands. All that's left of the deer is a bunch of venison in the guy's freezer. Dayum! And I bet he killed a man once, just to watch him die, too.

You know, if he had lived a century or two back, we'd be telling tall tales about him. He'd be as big as Johnny Appleseed and Paul Bunyan. I, on the other hand, can barely get my lazy ass up before noon!

(Via Bookninja)

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