Tuesday, November 01, 2005

All Saints Bright and Beautiful...

In honor of All Saints Day, I decided to highlight some of the quirkier saints out there.

Saint Botolph
He's just got a cool name

Saint Francis de Sales and Saint Francis of Assisi
My name saints. Little-known fact: Saint Francis of Assisi is the patron saint of gays. It's true: he's Saint Francis of A Sissy, after all!

Saint Fiacre
He's the patron of venereal disease suffers and hemorrhoids. I bet the other saints tease him mercilessly.

Saint Adelbert of Magdeburg
Say her name in a German accent. It's delicious!

Saint Gall
I mean, really, the utter gall of the man! *LOL*

Saint Hyacinth
"It's pronounced 'bouquet'!"

1 comment:

Frank said...

Actually, though a couple were French-educated, none of these saints are actually French.